chuckles and a warped sense of humor

unsorted and roughly chronological

if you have friends who have access to email, then you've received at least one of those infamous ``email forwards.'' they typically have long, long trails of mailer-info showing who received it when for the past three months, and thousands of extra ``>>>'''s that make it really hard to read. of course, if it's not a chain letter, it's typically either very funny or very weird, or both.

well, i've gotten tons of these things over the past few years, and decided once upon a time to collect them in one place, html-ize-ed and cleaned up for easy reading. this page started with ten such pieces, but now you'll find over two hundred oddities here!! if you have something funny, bizarre, or otherwise worthy of posting for posterity, send it to me.

these are sorted roughly by when i got them. follow this link to the categorized and sorted index

new stuff is marked new... the list is sorted (roughly) chronologically --- the oldest stuff is at the bottom...

please note that i use a home-brewed program (and some simplistic shell scripts) to generate this index page. it's still got bugs in it, and is far from perfect in design. if you notice any glaring oversights or just want to say hey, email me. check out the link at the bottom of the page for more onto about the auto-indexer...

disclaimer: i make absolutely no claim of authorship or un-offensive-ness of anything here (in fact, i completely deny responsibility), nor do i claim to have any clue of whence it came... this is stuff that people emailed to me.

Any comments or questions may be directed to that brick wall over there.
-- the network director on an episode of South Park

 

 

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